I’m a stress masturbator; and I was really, extremely worried about my next article. I was wondering what I should write about- and thinking, “Oh fuck, what if I don't have anything to say by the deadline? There are penalties. I’m fucked. This is so fucked.”
I was already lying in bed at the time. Flat on my back.
I started rubbing my clit, and thinking about some guy (you know how that goes, maybe). I’m fantasizing about how I’d fuck him (and how I’d want him to fuck me). I’m like, imagining the sensation of his dick gliding down my throat (isn’t that just the bees-knees? I mean, really great stuff. The best), and it’s all slippery and smooth. And *then* I start smelling blood, a little.
So right off the bat, I know that this means I’m starting my period like, right now. But fuck it dude, I’m close and I can deal with whatever mess later, right? Okay, cool. And so here’s where my title starts making sense- because now I’m thinking about fucking this guy while I’m on my period. Nice.
The thing is, though, I wonder if he’d be into it? I mean, it’s not like I’m going to approach him saying “Hey, I’m Kip, and I’d like to fuck you, plus sit on your face while I’m on my period, and bleed all over you because I think you’re so cute.” At least not any time soon (although it could work. You really never can know these things until you’ve tried). But if I *did* decide to say something even close to that, would he be totally freaked out?
The trouble with kinks are, not everyone’s into the same things, and you have to respect that. So, you could be wayyy interested in a person, and things are going souper well – then, you get to the part where you’re having sex (maybe), and perhaps you haven’t mentioned anything about your kinks, because you were waiting to see where things were going to go (personally, I like to lay everything right out. Still, obviously, people do their own thing), and it’s like, “Oh fuck, I want to be open and express the things that I’m into – but, what if they’re not cool with it? What if they get creeped out? I could kill the mood. Worse than that, they might just leave it here and stop talking to me. I’m fucked. This is so fucked.”
Therefore, okay, I recognize that even just talking about menstrual periods can make a lot of people (a lot of men) squeamish – but, I really wish that it didn’t because I want to cum on their dicks (a select group of them. My elite team) – and I’m sure that I’m not alone in this. Some of us want to have period sex! And we ought to be heard!
Plus, I think it’d just be like having really, really wet sex. Granted, it'd be messier. So, if you have a penis, are reading this article, and aren’t into period sex – you haven’t tried it, or whatever – I still love you, but, just think about it, okay? Because it could be cool.
If you're a person who's like me, and you're interested in trying it – awesome. I am not alone.
Anyway, that’s all I have to say about that.
You are peace, and very beautiful, so take care of yourselves. Or I’ll be really mad.
Ttyl8r- K.V Soup
