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The Urban Dictionary Of Bob Jones University
Bob Jones University

Bob Jones University

A very conservative Christian university with a very ironic abbreviation.

"She's going to BJU next year."

Boj

Originating from Bob Jones University, a person who is paid by the administration to rat out other students. Also, someone who holds no position of authority, yet still thinks it's his or her job to enforce the rules. Someone who does hold a position of authority that goes on a power trip, and/or loses friends because of enforcing petty rules.

"Jordan Smith is such a boj. I'll burn incense if I want!"

BJU

BJU is an acronym for Bob Jones University (Or as some would say, Bob Jones Versus Unity). The BJU campus resides in Greenville, SC (Upstate), where 291 and 29 intersect. Stephen Jones is the current President. BJU is an ultra-conservative christian university, whose curriculum is used by other schools and home-schoolers. Their website is www.bju.edu . The late George Mulfinger (SU and BJU faculty) and his family are perhaps the most well known musical talents out of BJU.

"Which school will you apply to, BJU or Pensacola?"

Flower Pattern Girl

A species of girl emanating from very christian families. Field observations show they always wear long church dresses that are often homemade and are always with a flower pattern.

These girls are very religious, often quirky, sometimes downright insane. For generations science has not known if they fit in the genus of "girl", but after research the "flower pattern" has been defined as their own species..

The flower patterns are usually very sheltered and have 5-25 siblings. Sightings in the wild are rare, though some have been reported at county fairs. A large concentration can be found at Bob Jones University.

"Dude#1: Hey should I ask out that girl over there?

Dude#2: Nah man, she's a flower pattern girl, holding hands is like third base for them."

BJ

Colloquial abbreviation for Bob Jones University, an ultra-Christian-conservative college in Greenville, SC. The fact that a blow job is also called a BJ is not lost on some of those who use this appellation.

"I heard a rumor that at BJ, there are pink sidewalks for girls and blue sidewalks for boys."

bojo

Slang term applied to students at Bob Jones University, an ultra-Christian-conservative college located in Greenville, South Carolina, USA.

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