Spring has sprung and that means so have allergies. Seasonal allergies are in full swing and that means that so are all the side effects. Here is everything you understand if you have allergies.
1. Your eyes are always itchy
2. Since your eyes are always itchy, that means that they're always red
No, I am not high.
3. You sneeze 40,000 times a day
5. And even if you do take your medicine, it doesn't cut it sometimes
6. When you see pollen everywhere, it is like a death sentence
7. Rain is a gift from God because it washes the pollen away
8. Everyone is so happy that spring is here, but you are over it
9. You count down the days until everything stops blooming and your allergies will calm down
10. Puffy eyes? All the time
11. And you can forget about breathing through your nose
because your nose is stuffed for about 3 months
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