It’s a Thursday, Friday, perhaps even a Saturday evening in good o'l West Chester. You might be finishing up that last class or counting the minutes 'til your shift at work is finally over but there’s only one thing on your mind...
7:05 p.m. - Making it back home to see that your roommates have already started the festivities…
7:30 p.m. - The night is looking prosperous. Time to get ready but you have nothing to wear...
8-9 p.m. - The pre-game.
9:01 p.m. - Precautionary measures…
9:30 p.m. - You’re on your way to first house party but those brick sidewalks are always playing games.
9:45 p.m. - You roll up squad deep, like what’s good.
10 p.m. - The night is in full swing and you’re feeling good. Time for endless amounts of Snapchats and selfies.
10:15 p.m. - All of a sudden you snipe out that hot guy/girl you and your friends are all secretly in love with on campus.
You see someone else trying to talk to them so you want to be like:
But they’re looking back at you like:
10:20 p.m. - Uh oh, here comes that stage-five clinger from your 9 a.m. lecture asking why you weren’t in class.
10:30 p.m. - Your jam comes on.
11 p.m. - Bathroom photoshoot.
11:15 p.m. - Attempting to round up the drunk configuration that you call your friends so you can hit the bars.
11:20 p.m. - Ryan’s/ Barnaby’s/ Landmark are already packed and the lines out the door.
11:45 p.m. - When you buy drinks on drinks on drinks and your card doesn’t overdraft...
12:15 a.m. - Oh no... the stage-five clinger is back.
1:10 a.m. - Walking your drunk friends back from bar so they don’t wander off.
1:45 a.m. - It’s about that time to hit up Chris’s Pizza or Riggtown Oven… you might end paying for everyone.
2 a.m. - Shocked you caught the last shuttle bus of the night back to South.
2:35 a.m. - Finally making it home and realizing how ridiculous your night was.
3 a.m. - Watching your Snapchat story at the end of the night like:
3:30 a.m. - Playing mom when your friends get sick.. Sorta.
8 a.m. - Waking up in you bed the next morning contemplating all your lifestyle choices.
