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Types Of People You Will Date

Life is like a box of chocolates, and so is your dating life.

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First dates are kind of like trying on clothes. You don't know what to expect and you either like it or you don't. It could feel weird, look odd or just have so many things wrong with it. But you cannot stop trying.

1. The clingy one

Be prepared to pick out your future children's baby names because it will be topic of conversation. All this person wants to do is get down on one knee marry you.

2. The cheap one

If you were expecting the other person to pay you were very wrong. If you hear them say towards the end of dinner, "Oh no, I forgot my wallet," then you know you're in trouble. Sometimes they even buy the most expensive meal on the menu not thinking that they would have to pay some. Hope you brought money with you.

3. The overly honest one

You better not get too offended too easily because when it comes to this date, they have no problem offending you. Whether it's your weight, height, race, gender, appearance they will pick out every flaw you have.

4. The social media one

You'll be very lucky if you see their eyes come up once for over a second from their phone. All they do is go on social media and pretend you don't exist. It could be worse.

5. The cocky one

They know they're hot stuff and are very open about it, but just a little too open. Most annoying thing ever.

6. The loud chewer

Every crunch and swallow gives you the chills as they eat their dinner loudly. Some people it doesn't bother and some people it makes cringe. The date could be going perfectly until your meal gets to the table.

7. The nerd

Prepare to never hear the end of super heroes, "Pokemon Go" and Xbox games. Maybe he will take you back to his place to play some "Halo."

8. The gym rat

Which meal has the highest protein count? I'm sure this one knows. All he talks about is his body and his lifestyle and how he can bench you easily. Remember to never skip leg day!

9. The "ATMX"

In case you were wondering what this one stands for, it's the "addicted to my ex" one. This is someone who thinks they're over their ex, but really aren't. You bring up one small detail and the person either starts crying or gets very angry. You sometimes hear, "Yeah, my ex and I did that," or, " I have totally moved on from my ex."

10. The one

This you find one time and one time only. The one that has the date that just sticks to you and never leaves your mind. You and this person are alike and you can talk to them so easily. This is the one special person you end up spending the rest of your life with. That rare first date that you actually like. No weird chewing or showing off muscles or talking about their ex. Everything is simply perfect.

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