One thing that most college campuses have in common is parties. Every weekend (or sometimes weekday), college kids gather around a keg or a bonfire and release all of the tension from the previous week. If you look around closely, you will see that at every party, there are six types of people in attendance:
1. The nice drunk girl
We all know what this one is like. She's usually in the bathroom or on the dance floor. She's always down to give you a compliment, but she might spill her drink on you, too.
2. The sad drunk girl
Find her in a group of her friends, with her mascara running down her face. She's probably crying over a boy.
3. The douche bag guy
He came here with the sole intention of not leaving alone, and he will hit on every girl at the party until he succeeds.
4. The sober person
They're trying to have fun, but it isn't always easy.
5. The drunk philosopher
That one guy who wants to pick apart in excruciating detail every political happening from the past year, or tell his idea on why marriage and dating are different in this generation.
6. The lost friend
They got separated from their group, and they're stumbling around asking everyone if they've seen Tom/Jane/Etc.