Girls... we all know that Tinder is a jungle. There will be some really amazing guys who are cute, funny, and oh wait -- they ruined it. STOP ASKING FOR NUDES! But hey, not all guys are the same. Here's a list of a few of the guys you'll meet on Tinder:
1. The Grade-H Hick
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He’s generally not a bad guy, he just might need to cool it with the American Spirit and farmer jokes. I hate hunting and fishing. Stop asking. And no, I don’t think your tractor's sexy.
2. The Christian Grey
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Immediately swiped right, but then he started talking. And now I’m scared.
3. The “Pizza” Guy
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Literally a slice of pizza. I almost met up with him until I realized he was probably a catfish.
4. The Almost-Perfect Right Swipe
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He was a cute guy who was generally funny... until I added him on Snapchat. STOP SENDING NUDES 2K17.
5. The Guy You Swore You Swiped Left On
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TINDER WHY? He’s not cute and now he won’t leave me alone. He’s also 53 weeks deep on my Instagram…
6. The Drunk Swipe
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Yeah, so I turned my age to 55+. No wonder I’m getting all these super likes…
7. Boyfriend Material
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Is that a puppy in his picture, or is that just a hunk of boyfriend material?
8. Catfish
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9. Your High School Crush
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Yes. It happened. DATE ME PLEASE.
10. That One Guy From High School Who Super-Liked You That You Thought Might Kill Everyone And Now Has A Face Tattoo and A Picture Of His Actual Mugshot
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Okay. Maybe it wasn’t quite that extreme, but it’s still a hard pass.
So I guess what I’m trying to get at is that there might be a couple of really great guys on Tinder, but I think I’ll take my chances in some celebrity DMs for now. Jake Miller and Josh Peck... I'll be waiting.
Feminism Redefined
