In the experience of myself and my friends (all of legal drinking age), these are the types of people we inevitably see out at the bars. Granted, we all have bad nights, but in general, these people are always out and about at one bar or the next and they are usually the same people consistently.
The Lingerer:
This is boy you make eye contact with so you politely say hi to just to be nice but he thinks it was an attempt to really talk and won't leave you alone. He lingers around you for the rest of the night. PLEASE LEAVE.
The Guy Reliving His Glory Days:
No, crashing a beer can against your head is not sexy, and no you are not tough. A monkey could do that.
The "Chill" Guy:
He's sitting on the grimy couch in the back corner of the bar sipping a PBR and smoking. Somehow girls flock to him... this is an anomaly as far as I am concerned.
Your Bathroom Best Friend:
AKA every girl ever. We are all guilty of it, and is it really that bad? Girls seem to be far nicer when they are in a grimy bathroom in a bar. Girls should always be as nice as they are in the bathroom of a bar.
The Super Drunk Guy In The Corner:
He is standing at the corner of the bar asking for another jack and coke while the bar tender contemplates cutting him off but decides it isn't worth the fight this guy will put up before he leaves. He has also stopped tipping the bar tender after his first drink.
The Attention Hog Girl Hanging On Every Boy:
Equipped with her long island iced tea, she somehow has her self convinced that she's classy and deserving of all the attention in the room. Its hard to watch to be honest...
The Only One Dancing:
Oh, honey, you are twerking in the center of a crowd of people who are simply talking. It does not look good, and you are getting quite a bit of negative attention. Maybe that sixth shot of tequila wasn't such a great idea hun.
The Twirler:
This is the guy who thinks he can dance so he takes a girl's hand to twirl her around. Unbeknownst to him, he is not the first guy to think that twirling a girl around is the way to her heart. Newsflash, its not. But, girls do like dancing, and props for being cute, so you might get a chance to chat.
The "Let Me Buy You A Drink:"
This one isn't so bad...we can chat
Ahh college bars, you ratchet, ratchet places, I love you.
