We all know the classic "12 Days of Christmas" song about weird irrelevant things like turtle doves and partridges in pear trees. Since not everyone can relate to 8 maids a milking here is a more relatable college edition of the classic Christmas song.

On the first week of college my teacher gave to me a pop quiz out of nowhere.

On the second week of college the bartender gave to me two shots on the house.

On the third week of college my schedule gave to me three hours of sleep.

On the fourth week of college my teacher gave to me four papers to write.

On the fifth week of college my body gave to me five trips to the health center.

On the sixth week of college my teacher gave to me six passing grades.

On the seventh week of college my midterms gave to me seven hours in the library.

On the eighth week of college my anxiety gave to me eight adderall.

On the ninth week of college my barista gave to me nine cups of coffee.

On the tenth week of college my dinning hall gave to me ten stomachaches.

On the eleventh week of college my public safety gave to me eleven parking tickets.

On the twelfth week of college my best friends gave to me twelve life lectures.