'Twas the night before Halloween, when all through the house,

all the college girls were fussing, over who would be the mouse.

The fishnets were folded by the witch hats with care,

and devil horns with bunny ears could be found strewn everywhere.

Across town the college boys were nestled all snug in their beds,

while visions of sexy skeletons danced in their heads.

They knew that the next day would be filled with great treats,

of Natty Light, beer pong, and maybe even candy they could eat.

Girls were having a hard time choosing an outfit,

they were nervous that their costumes would look like horse sh*t.

A doggy snapchat filter or day of the dead skeleton, how would they choose?

The issue wasn't that, it was that they hadn't found any cute shoes.

The boys had their costumes neatly laid out,

they knew that when they started drinking they wouldn't have any doubt.

They thought clown costumes would be a funny idea,

but were having second thoughts, as the time grew near.

The freshmen in their dorms all snuggled in tight,

Had no idea what to expect at the parties the next night.

They had been told a million times to stay away from the frat punch,

if they didn't want to get drugged or keep down their lunch.

The seniors in their apartments, hadn't given their costumes much thought,

they had been there three times before and were done trying to be hotshots.

One had made a netflix sign and had her red clothes already laid out,

and another had found an old skirt and blouse to be a sexy girl scout.

It's not the costume that matters or how clever you can be,

it's about having fun and being scared sh*tless, seriously!

Now before you leave your beds tomorrow as a ghost, dressed in all white,

Happy Halloween to all, and to all a good night!