Republican candidate Donald Trump and his head of bleached, clip-on pubes, has taken his stance on illegal immigration to an extra-terrestrial level, promising that he’ll build a wall around the earth to keep out all illegal aliens.
Trump, who has recently been criticized for his fear of all things Taco Bell, says that he’ll buy NASA to make this wall happen.
“You know, when Mars is sending their Martians, they’re not sending us their best,” said Trump. “They’re bringing probists who are taking the jobs of butt doctors all over the country. They’re trying to take over the world, one sh*tty Mel Gibson and Tom Cruise movie at a time.”
However, Trump said that not all aliens are bad.
“Some aliens, I assume, are good,” said Trump, as his right hand man, Jose, helped him physically remove his foot from his mouth while ET used his probing skills to remove Trump’s head from his colon.
“But until the aliens show us that they can peacefully coexist with us without making penises in our farmer’s corn field like some horny 7th grader looking at a health book full of cartoon porn, then they’re not welcome in The Donald’s world. Together, we shall over-comb adversity and take back our earth!”
