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11 Unbelievable Reasons To Vote For Donald Trump

Make America backwards again!

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11 Unbelievable Reasons To Vote For Donald Trump
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Whether or not you care about politics, you most likely have been watching politics closely. Why? Excellent question. It is because this will be the greatest election since 'Merica was created. Yep, that's right and I am here to tell you who to vote for. We need a president that isn't a politician. It is time to move past letting people that studied government and politics into the potential candidacy. Clearly, there is only one true candidate worth our time. That is Donald Trump. You probably are wondering, "how this is reasonable?" If you love freedom, then you will. Logical, researched websites state that we are only 20th in freedom, but clearly they are politicians so they are lying, because politicians are all liars and don't take the actions they do for the protection of the people. In order to properly convince you all, I have listed logical and ethical reason to vote for Donald Trump! #TrumpForDictator


1. Getting Rid of Women's Rights.

Clearly women are just objects. By voting for Trump, it is vote for women to finally become property again. Remember,we need to ignore the government and politicians but ask Donald Trump, a now "official" politician to fight to prevent abortion because he knows exactly what women should do (on their knees, of course). We women don't need to be educated and are most dangerous when we are. Why? Because men are our masters. Enough said, amiright?

2. Racism

White supremacy is totally in these days. It is time to go backwards and start back up some racism. Donald Trump is a white male, so clearly he can do whatever he pleases. There are no boundaries and that is totally in! We definitely need a leader who treats African Americans, Asians, and anyone not white like they are property! #MakeAmericaBackwardsAgain

3. Speaking of Racism: Stoppin' Dem Muslims.


Clearly an entire religion and assuming Arabs are Muslim is going to stop all the problems we have in the United States of America! With these great ideas, we will stop terrorism from entering the US and continue to pretend that terrorist organizations are our biggest concern! U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A! Islam hates us, if I repeat it again it will make me sound smart just like Donald Trump, Islam hates us. Because it is totally possible that 1.6 billion Muslims can totally hate us! GET 'EM OUTTA HERE!

4. Building A Wall

Mexican's are clearly bringing on rapist and job stealers, those darn Mexicans. We keep wasting money and continuing the Drug War that is killing millions at the border, especially women and children, but that doesn't matter, right? Oh gosh, I will never understand why these Mexicans bring their worst, Mexicans bring their worst. They're laughing at us. We need brain! Clearly the wall worked in Berlin, so this will totally work! We'll make 'em build it for us, because we can totally overrule a country's sovereignty to do whatever we want! That's 'Merica!

5. White and Rich.

Just like the Standford rape trial, as long as you're white and privileged, there is no need to pay for your crimes. Donald Trump is very rich, because he profits off the misfortunes of others and destroy's people's lives as a living. The kind of businessman we need as a President, the kind of businessman we need. If you call the judge a racist for wanting you to pay for your crimes, that makes you not racist, right? Totally!


6. He Understands Poverty.


Donald Trump understands and gets us all. He was very poor once, because his daddy only left him a million dollars to pay back! What a guy, I just can't believe he had to go through that!

7. He is Smart, We All Know It!


He has such a high IQ! All the haters and losers have to know that! Everyone is so jealous because he has the highest IQ! Isn't that crazy? I don't understand how people could hate him if he is so smart! Clearly he is fit to be President since he is so smart!


8. He Is Religious

Donald Trump wants to attack and discredit another religion but definitely is okay being supported by the KKK and claiming how religious he is! Clearly, he knows what religion is! Only Donald Trump can be a radicalist and can kill anyone without losing supporters, because that makes sense!


9. Huge Hands.


HE DOESN'T HAVE A SMALL HAND, SO BY LOGIC, REASONING, AND SCIENCE, HE DOESN'T HAVE A SMALL YOU-KNOW-WHAT AND THAT MAKES HIM FIT TO BE PRESIDENT! CLEARLY!


10. Condones Violence.


Much like the greatest dictators and authoritarian leaders (Erdogan, Putin, Stalin, Hitler), he knows that violence is the answer, clearly. So we can all breathe a sigh of relief as we get rid of our First Amendment right that is set in place to protect us from the government from restricting our Freedom of Speech, because if you say something mean against Trump, then you are going to jail because you're a loser and hater! TIME TO BRING BACK SOME VIOLENCE!!!


11. Greatest Jobs President


That's right! He is the only one that creates jobs! He also knows how to fire people and ruin families by the destroying the lives of the people he "gave" jobs to! He probably also knows all about human rights violations and we totally need a president like that! Also, isn't his rhetoric sophisticated?!


The fact that this person is actually a possible candidate for President of the United States of America is truly a terrifying possibility. As someone studying International Politics with a focus in the Middle East and Europe, it is truly terrifying to me that people don't realize how much of dictator and hateful human being he is. Trump doesn't know what he is doing, he does not care about the well-being of others, and all he has ever been is a bully. He contradicts himself all the time and is only seeking to be a winner. He cannot handle being incorrect and won't even know what he is doing when it comes to large political meetings.

It is absolutely not OK that someone this horrendous and cruel could be our president. We all have a voice, whether small or big, so please use your voice wisely. If you took this article seriously and agree with Trump on his ideas, I urge you to reconsider this and educate yourself more on this topic.

Much like a coat from when you were a kid, a country's government cannot be forced to bring back old, fascist ideas because they will not fit, no matter how hard you try.

For the sake of the future for all, don't vote this bully.


Is this really who you want to be your President? Really?

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