If The Trump Presidency Were A Movie
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If The Trump Presidency Were A Movie

A preview of the star-studded cast that makes up Trump's administration.

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If The Trump Presidency Were A Movie
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Alec Baldwin as Donald Trump

"It's gonna be yuge!"


Gary Busey as Steve Bannon

"A lot of people say I look scary."


Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer

"Sit down, Glenn!"


Lindsay Lohan as Kellyanne Conway

"Yes, I always look like this."


Sarah Palin as Betsy DeVos

"I can see Russia from my house and there are a bunch of grizzlies out there, so watch yourself!"


Charo as Melania Trump

"Cuchi cuchi!"


Scarlett Johansson as Ivanka Trump

"Nordstrom will be begging me to sell my line of clothing again. You can definitely tell the excitement in my voice as I am speaking and telling this to you right now."


Clint Eastwood as Jeff Sessions

"Get off my lawn...I mean court!"


Terry Bradshaw as Rex Tillerson

"Forget about oil and Russia, Donald. I need to talk to you about shingles!"


Jeffrey Tambor as Rudy Giuliani

"There is always money in the banana stand...I mean budget!"


A Guy Sleeping as Dr. Ben Carson

"......................................"


Mr. Clean as Mike Pence

"We will go through conversion therapy just like I convert dirty houses into clean ones. Don't my let my earring fool you."


A Random Dude Who Dabs as Paul Ryan

*Dabs*

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