In case you missed the Second Presidential Debate and you, for some reason, really want to know what Donald Trump spewed - I mean said - throughout the event, this website has got you covered. There, you can read some of Trump's "best" quotations from the debate which occurred on Sunday the ninth.

However, if you had any trouble understanding the true meaning behind Donald's comments, have no fear; I'm here to help.

1. "That was locker room talk. I'm not proud of it... If you look at Bill Clinton, far worse, mine are words and his was action... There's never been anybody in the history of politics in this nation that's been so abusive to women."

"I talked about sexually assaulting women by literally grabbing their genitals, but can we please focus on the real issue at hand, which is the fact that, two decades ago, a sexual relationship between two consenting adults took place, and, yes, it was an inappropriate relationship, but both parties consent, and that's the real abuse happening to women."

2. "She went over a minute over and you don't stop her. I go a second over and you... it's really very interesting."

"Why aren't you allowing me to speak over a woman? Why are you not shutting her up and letting me talk? It's really very interesting."

3. "She calls our people deplorable, a large group... I'll be a president for all our people... African Americans, inner cities... Same with the Latino Americans, the Hispanic Americans... If she's President of the United States, nothing's going to happen. She's all talk, it doesn't get done."

"She called my violently racist and misogynistic followers 'deplorable.' She's being rude to a large amount of people who have repeatedly used the 'N' word and threatened to murder protesters... Forget that I threatened to rip immigrant families apart in order to get these damn illegals out of my pure white country. I'll be a good president to the Mexican people, and the blacks who live in the... oh, god where do they live again, the inner city? Is that it? Yeah, the inner city."

4. "I consider her statement about my children to be a very nice compliment. I'm very proud of my children."

"I'd f*** Ivanka."

5. "Nobody has more respect for women than I do."

"I don't respect women."

And that's what you missed on this week's episode of I Don't Want to Live on This Planet Anymore.