Trump Vs Simpson: The 2016 President
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Trump Vs Simpson: The 2016 President

Can you guess who said these quotes, Donald Trump or Homer Simpson?

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Trump Vs Simpson: The 2016 President

If I have learned one thing in 2015 it is that some people really don’t have a filter and they are not above attacking others for their own personal gain. Frequently I have to ask myself, “Did they really just say that?” I am usually asking this question in regards to the presidential campaigns and Donald Trump.

In honor this “brilliance” this let’s play a round of, Who Said It? Donald Trump or Homer Simpson?

(Answers can be found at the bottom of the page.)

1.) “You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”

2.)“The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.”

3.) “I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.”

4.) "I will build a great wall — and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me —and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”

5.) “I’m like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket & flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?”

6.) “I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freakin' system is out of order!”

7.) “The last thing our country needs is another BUSH! Dumb as a rock!”

8.) “Lord help me, I’m just not that bright.”

9.) “I think apologizing’s a great thing, but you have to be wrong. I will absolutely apologize, sometime in the hopefully distant future, if I’m ever wrong.”

10.) “Heidi Klum. Sadly, she's no longer a 10.”

11.) “All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals.”

Answer Key:

1.)Donald Trump

2.)Donald Trump

3.) Homer Simpson

4.)Donald Trump

5.)Homer Simpson

6.)Homer Simpson

7.)Donald Trump

8.) Home Simpson

9.) Donald Trump

10.) Donald Trump

11.) Homer Simpson

Quotes courtesy of:

http://www.gamesradar.com/50-best-homer-simpson-qu...

http://presidential-candidates.insidegov.com/stori...

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/dona...


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