Back before Netflix, Amazon, Hulu, and universal streaming capabilities, television was in vogue. Television was always there for you. Like a comfy blanket or long-term boyfriend: but never needing to be washed (both the boy and blanket).
5. American Idol. Kelly Clarkson. Carrie Underwood. David Archuleta. And nobody else worth remembering. More people actively voted on their favorites than local elections. So much pride in singing competitions.
4.Survivor. On an island in the middle of a film set of Hollywood, 20 idiots pretended to know basic skills and social interaction rules. From an amputee to a gold medalist, a student teacher from Barrington Illinois (Jason Siska I still love you) to Richard Hatch, the guy who didn’t realize you gotta pay taxes on your winnings. So many memz.
3.Real World. 7 strangers.
One house. One city. So much sex. Real World inspired viewers to bang now-and
debate any and all consequences later. From verbal altercations to fist fights
and arrests, this show was as real as the late Joan Rivers’ face. RIP.
Taught me every life lesson I ever needed to know while promoting American
obesity via the Krusty Krab. And who can forget the subliminal sex jokes.
5. America’s Next Top Model. The angles. The drama. The heartbreak and hookups. This show made me determined to be a model. Average features and a propensity for donuts killed that dream. But Tyra is still an icon. Do you wanna be on top? Always.

























