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If SUNY Schools Were Sexy Halloween Costumes

Which costume is your school?

Stephanie Herbert
Oct 22, 2015
SUNY Oswego
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If SUNY Schools Were Sexy Halloween Costumes

Each SUNY school has a unique characteristic that differentiates them from the other SUNY schools. This year, we asked members from each college to answer: "If your school were a sexy Halloween costume, what would it be", and the results were strange.

From sexy acorns to bears, find what your school represents!


1. SUNY Geneseo: "Sexy Squirrel"


Geneseo was nominated as a slutty squirrel, obviously for the mass amounts of squirrels darting on campus.

2. SUNY Binghamton: "Sexy Nerd"

Though your school can really throw a party, your academic status has allowed you to take the role as a "slutty nerd". Embrace your smarts, fellow SUNY! It's better than being a squirrel!

3. SUNY Cortland: "Sexy Student"

Alternatively, Cortland is a "schoolgirl" costume due to the fact that they don't do any work.

4. SUNY Buffalo: "Sexy Cop"

Apparently the cops in Buffalo don't exactly care what the majority of the college is doing, so being a sexy cop is a stab toward the lack of control on the weekends!

5. SUNY ESF: "Sexy Acorn"?

Funny, there is not a slutty acorn costume online. ESF has the unfortunate mascot of an acorn, so naturally it would be their nominated costume!

6. SUNY Alfred: "Sexy Hotdog"

Hotdog days are definitely a big deal in Alfred. Also, why is there a sexy hotdog costume -- SMH!

7. SUNY Fredonia: "Sexy Devil"

Another mascot represented as the costume. I'm sure every school has sexy devils running around, but Fredonia as a whole takes the title!

8. SUNY Albany: "Some sort of sexy, dirty, unpleasant person"

They don't call it "Dirty Albs" for nothing!

9. SUNY Postdam: "Sexy Bear"

The perks of living in the mountains -- all of those sexy bears running around!

10. SUNY Oswego: "Sexy goose"

These a-holes are everywhere, so it's only right to be the nominated costume.


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