Ahh, "Napoleon Dynamite." Literally the dumbest but funniest movie in the whole world. When I was little, my siblings and I watched this movie at least twice every day, and my parents even bought us a tetherball just like in the movie (which of course my older brother loved terrorizing me with, but that's a whole different story).
I just watched this again for the first time in almost eight years and I totally forgot how hilarious it is. So here's my top 10 favorite moments from the "Napoleon Dynamite" movie.
1. When he throws the WWE Wrestler figurine out the school bus window
I still can't even try to make a correlation between why he did this and the story plot. I feel like it's so funny because it doesn't make any sense. Also, why is he on a bus with a bunch of elementary school kids?
2. Napoleon's pick-up line with Deb
Just wow. He is such a romantic. Also, I don't drink milk and now my boyfriend says to me "Are you drinking almond milk because you think you're fat? Because you could drink soy milk if you really wanted to," and it makes me die of laughter every time.
3. Every time Napoleon tried to feed Tina
Tina literally hated Napoleon so much and worshipped his Grandma. Also, he has a pet llama. Not a dog or cat--a freaking llama.
4. How Napoleon plays tetherball with himself
This is totally something I would do to make myself feel better about completely sucking at tetherball. Also, how he says "yes" every time he hits the ball.
5. When Napoleon saves his tots for an afternoon snack from Pedro
I can't even say this is gross because I would totally do the same thing. Tator tots only have one place to be and it's my tummy. My motto is "No Tots Left Behind."
6. Literally everything about Rex Kwon Do
"I shall respect Rex. I shall never misuse Rex Kwon Do. I shall be a champion of freedom and justice"
7. When Kip turns into a straight gangsta because of his girlfriend La Fawnduh
This was the beginning of online dating and I am just so happy that Kip found his soulmate. #KipAndLafawnduh5Ever
8. When he calls Kip to bring him Chapstick and Kip won't bring it because he's making nachos
I relate to Kip here on a personal level because if I'm making nachos, I'm not going anywhere for anybody.
9. When Uncle Rico has perfect aim and hits Napoleon with a steak
There is no explanation needed for how funny this is. Also, Uncle Rico would've definitely won state champs in the '80s with that throw.
10. When he dances in front of the whole student body for his BFF Pedro
All in all, Napoleon is such an awesome friend. He would literally do anything for Pedro, even if it means embarrassing himself in front of the whole school. Also, he freaking kills it.
We all need a friend like Napoleon, because he's the real OG (besides Kip, of course).
