15 Blatantly Obvious Signs He's Just Not That Into You, College Tinder Edition
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15 Blatantly Obvious Signs He's Just Not That Into You, College Tinder Edition

We've all swiped on them once or twice.

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15 Blatantly Obvious Signs He's Just Not That Into You, College Tinder Edition
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Whether you want to openly admit it or not, we've all had Tinder at least once, even if it was just to see what it was all about.

Most girls spend hours on end making sure they have the best photos of them that showcase everything about them, write a bio that says things about them without revealing too much and without coming across as stuck-up, and that by the time you have swiped to their second picture, you know EXACTLY which one they are. Guys, no, they aren't about that.

Not at all. If you are to ever swipe, here is your guide to know, he just won't be that into you.

1. There is only one picture

2. All of his pictures are shirtless gym mirror selfies

3. He never looks at the camera because "it's artsy"

4. He has more pictures of his truck than he does of himself

5. He tries to show that he "has money"

6. His pictures are so blurry they look like they were taken on a Razor 10+ years ago

7. He uses pictures of his dog to make him look better.

8. He's never alone in his pictures, and if he is, he has on sunglasses and/or a hat or is turned away from the camera

9. His first picture is of him playing some sport for a big school

10. His shirt is ALWAYS off

11. Thinks showing off that he smokes is a great idea

12. Memes are all he uses

13. It looks like he spends more time editing his pictures than anything else

14. He uses pictures with Snapchat filters

15. There is ALWAYS a drink in his hand

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