If you are a reality TV show loving fanatic like myself, you know what every Real Housewife has been up to and have seen every catfight ever broadcasted. You know the friend drama, who is getting a divorce and all of the questionable fashion choices. But flying under the radar is one of the most understated reality shows Bravo has ever released, "Vanderpump Rules". This show follows the hostesses, waiters/waitresses, and bartenders at Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Lisa Vanderpump's restaurant, Sur. Following this group of overgrown children, it often features drunk hookups, vacations that end up in flying alcohol or fist fights and break-ups between members of the staff who still have to see each other every day. But amongst this group of lost souls is a queen, Stassi Schroeder, who often unleashes some of her wisdom on national television. Here are some of the times that amidst the mess that is the Sur help staff, Stassi proved to be baddest bitch to ever make an appearance on reality TV.
1. When she plots her revenge on anyone who ever crosses her.
2. When she slapped the heck out of Kristen for sleeping with her boyfriend.
3. When she has her priorities straight, always.
4. When she was the ultimate birthday princess.
5. When she asserted her dominance in every argument she encountered.
6. When she made sure everyone knew how perfect she is.
7. When she wouldn't take any old generic apology from anybody.
8. When she actually scared you for a second that she could actually kill someone.
9. Or maybe something even worse...
10. But then you realized that she's actually the Godfather of reality TV.
11. When she put "the staff" in their place (and again asserted her priorities).
12. When she proved that she could be just as big of a bitch with short hair too.
13. When she proved to be "down to Earth."
14. When she proved to be the type of friend every gal needs.
15. When she showed the world that looks could kill.
16. And when she said every thought that all viewers had while watching the show, ever.
Dear Bravo, please bring Stassi back. Or give Stassi her own show.
