Ahh, the noon game. While you love football season, you know no one can outright say that they love noon games. They force you to wake up early. Then force you to nap afterwards, if you want any hint of energy for nighttime activities. But after all is said and done, there are only a few times in your life you can get belligerent at 8 a.m.,and not be considered an alcoholic. Let us all be eternally grateful.

6:00 a.m. Alarm goes off. “Wtf,” you whisper (or scream) to yourself while you quickly try to put your phone on snooze.

6:15 a.m. Slowly arising from bed. At this point, you probably feel like you’ve been hit by a car. Regardless of what time you went to bed the night before, you will feel like complete and total booty. *Kanye shrug*

6:30 a.m. Getting ready. This stage takes the longest because who doesn’t love a good contour and nice set of brows? You’re taking all this time to get ready for this tailgate/game, when you've probably shown up to your 8 a.m. class looking like a complete and total hobo. No judgement, we’ve all done it.

7:15 a.m. The force-feed breakfast. They tell you to eat before you drink and who are you to break the rules? So you grab the closest bagel or cereal box and go to town. Breakfast might be your least favorite meal, but you'll definitely thank yourself later.

7:30 a.m. Travel to the tailgate. By now you’re definitely a little bit more alive and excited to get down. You and the squad look cute even if it is 7:30 a.m. and you woke up looking like a corpse only an hour earlier.

8:00 a.m. The tailgate. I could give a full run-down of what happens at this point. But I think it’s a story we all know by heart.