1. OK, everyone keeps talking about this show. I should watch it!
2. Sweet intro.
3. Long intro.
4. I've got tiiiiiime, but not enough for this intro. Start the show already.
5. OMG.
6. I wasn't ready for that nude scene.
7. Or that one.
8. Are clothes allowed in prison, or...?
9. Do they just hang out in the shower?
10. Oh I love (insert character besides Alex/Piper/Larry here)!
11. Never mind, (character) went to the SHU.
12. Wait why did they have to die?!
13. What is going on with Alex's eyebrows?
14. Piper and Alex scene. Time to go pee/get a snack/anything to leave.
15. Seriously Piper and/or Alex, just stop.
16. This isn't the Piper and Alex show, I want to see more of Nicky or Morello or ANYONE ELSE.
17. But not Larry.
18. WHAT.
19. THAT DIDN'T JUST HAPPEN.
20. Omg.
21. You know what, I think I could make it in prison.
22. But a prison like Litchfield, that doesn't look too bad.
23. I'd look okay in orange, too.
24. But the tan probably goes better with my hair.
25. I'm glad there's a salon in there. My roots would be awful.
26. Speaking of awful... These CO's are AWFUL.
27. I would totally try to fight them, too.
28. I would totally be a better warden than Caputo, tbh.
29. How do some of these girls still look so pretty in prison?
30. I wake up and look like a hot mess.
31. Who would I be friends with in here?
32. I think I'd stay on Red's good side, for the safety of my food and all.
33. Why is Crazy Eyes in jail?
34. Let me look up some character history...
35. ... Oops. Spoiler.
36. Well, I'm never getting on the internet again.
37. How is it already 3 a.m.?! I just started this show.
38. OK, after this episode I'm going to bed.
39. Nope.
40. Nope nope nope.
41. I can't sleep not knowing what happens next.
42. OK, one more episode.




















