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37 Thoughts You Have Leading Up To The "Orange Is The New Black" Season 3 Premiere

We need the next season.

Sergina Lambert
Jun 10, 2015
University of Pennsylvania
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37 Thoughts You Have Leading Up To The "Orange Is The New Black" Season 3 Premiere

1. Will there be an early release (like a Beyonce leaked album)?

2. Is it possible to watch this anywhere else besides Netflix?

3. Should I tell my friends that the new season is coming out?

4. Or, should I hide it from them until I finish the episodes?

5. Does that make me a horrible friend?

6. Do I care?

7. Should I gather everyone I know to watch the first 3 episodes with me?

8. Or, should I watch them alone while eating leftover Chinese food?

9. How many episodes are there in this season?

10. Can I finish the whole season in one night?

11. Should I call in sick for work so I can finish the season?

12. But, if I do that, I won't be able to use my sick day the next day to recuperate, after binge watching all night.

13. Why do I have a job if it conflicts with my "OITNB" binge watching?

14. Do I even remember what happened in the last 2 seasons?

15. I don't even remember all of the main characters' names.

16. I have time to re-watch them, right?

17. Only 3 days until the premiere.

18. That means I have 72 hours to complete 26 hours of "Orange is the New Black."

19. I can do this.

20. Actually, no I can't. Maybe I should just read everything on Wikipedia.

21. Scroll...Scroll...NO. They only summarize the season by episodes.

22. Maybe I should talk this out with someone else who watches the show.

23. Or, maybe I should enjoy the show without over-analyzing every detail.

24. Should I watch Season 3 while eating dinner or late night snacking?

25. Either way, it's going to turn into late night snacking.

26. My summer cleanse CANNOT happen this week...

27. ....And neither can the gym.

28. Everything cuts into finishing this season.

29. I wonder if this season of OITNB will be better than last season.

30. What if it's a bad season, and I just wasted my time?

31. Why are all 13 episodes released at once?

32. Wouldn't it be better if they came out on a weekly basis?

33. My binge-ing is becoming unhealthy because of this.

34. But, at least the new season is being released in the summer.

35. A finals week release would have been disastrous.

36. Either way, I know that I would binge watch Season 3 no matter what.

37. BRING. IT. ON.

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