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46 Thoughts You Have While On Tinder

I can guarantee most women who use Tinder have these exact or similar thoughts from time to time...or maybe it's just me...

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46 Thoughts You Have While On Tinder
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  1. I can't believe I'm actually doing this.
  2. I swore I wouldn't make one....WHY AM I DOING THIS?!
  3. But how bad can it be?
  4. Let me just find my four best selfies, enter a witty quote and some emojis for my profile...that should do it...
  5. First picture is...a guy holding a fish.
  6. Left swipe.
  7. Next up.... Wait why is his picture of a pickup truck? Is he a man or an automobile?
  8. Left swipe....
  9. Left swipe...
  10. Left swipe...
  11. Left swipe...
  12. Left swipe...
  13. WHERE ARE THE HOT GUYS?!
  14. oh here's one!
  15. Wow he's super cute... what is he doing on Tind--oh never mind, his second picture is him holding a dead deer...
  16. Left swipe
  17. Left swipe
  18. NO, I DIDN'T MEAN TO LEFT SWIPE THAT GUY! COME BAAAACK! UGH.
  19. I wonder how many people left-swipe me...
  20. I hope I never see someone swiping left on me or they see me left swipe them...
  21. Oh good, another cutie...
  22. Second picture looks good...please don't have any pictures of trucks or dead animals, please please pleeeeease....And the third one is good, too! Suh-weeeeeet!
  23. Right swipe!
  24. We didn't match?
  25. What is wrong with me?!
  26. Is this app broken, or is it just my face?
  27. Let's try it with this next guy...
  28. Right swipe...
  29. IT'S A MATCH! All hope is not lost!
  30. Okay this guy MIGHT be cute...but he has all group pictures...
  31. Let me see if I can figure which one he is...
  32. Hopefully the cute one.....
  33. Aaaaaaannnd, he's not.
  34. Left swipe.
  35. Why does this guy have one picture of himself, taken with a flip phone in the bathroom?
  36. I've swiped left too much....
  37. Am I just really picky?
  38. I've swiped left for a majority of these guys...I mean, some are cute on here...
  39. BUT WHY ARE THEY ALL HOLDING FISH IN THEIR PICTURES?
  40. Oh! I got a message!
  41. Ah, this is so exciting I wonder what he's gonna say--
  42. "Nudes?"
  43. UNMATCH, bro.
  44. I give up... this is too hard; I just need to delete this app and never talk to strangers online again.
  45. But I'm so bored right now....
  46. Okay maybe it's not so bad...let's try it one more time...


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