Thoughts You Have While Attempting to Diet
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Thoughts You Have While Attempting to Diet

All the times you've said, "I'm going to be so good this week."

 Talya Evans
Nov 01, 2016
Madison, WI
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Thoughts You Have While Attempting to Diet
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"Wait, why is it such a struggle to get my jeans on right now?"

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"Okay, my diet starts on Monday."

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*Sunday night* "Before I torture myself, let me just have one more day of freedom. Should I get pizza? Oh, but grilled cheese sounds unreal. Getting Pizza."

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"Alright, enough. Go stock up on healthy food. Is chocolate bad for me? There's no way I'm not having chocolate. I'll just only have it twice a day."

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"I wonder what Jennifer Aniston eats. Paleo diet? What does that even mean? Nope, not happening."

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*Day one of diet* "I got this. Making myself spaghetti squash for dinner. Go me."

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"This actually tastes good. Who said dieting was hard?"

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"I'm kind of hungry again. Is that normal? I really want dessert... let me just LOOK in the fridge."


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"I honestly rock, look at those cut up strawberries in there. Health."

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*Day two of diet* "Wait. I ate so well yesterday, why do I look the same?"

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"Put down the bag of chips. Will power."

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*Day three of diet* "Long day. I deserve a cheat meal. What's the number for Dominos?"

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"I'm over this health thing. Remind me to never diet again."

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