No matter how old you are, you can spend at least a solid two hours in Target without knowing it. There is no such thing as a short trip to Target. Here are some things that go through your head when you walk into the store.
“Ooh, the $1 section! I’ll just look…”
“Look at these cute straws, and they're only $1…. Do I need them?... Not really… but they are so cute and would look so cute if I made lemonade in a mason jar….nope. I’m not going to make lemonade. Put them down… OK. Moving on.”
“A workout armband for my phone for only $1??? This is a such a steal. I’m buying it.”
“I’ll just look at the bathing suits even though I don’t need one.”
“Walk away. You came here for vitamins.”
“Looking at the shoes won’t hurt. NO. Stop! Go get the vitamins. You don’t have the money for this, but those heels are so cute and they’ll go with anything. This won’t hurt, $30 isn’t bad compared to everywhere else.”
“That scarf is cute. It’s 90 degrees out, but it might be exactly what I need to complete an outfit. It’s only $12, I’ll hold onto it and think about it.”
"Ok... Vitamins..."
“Aww that little dress is so adorable... Oh my god, I need to stop I don’t even have a kid.”
“Here are the vitamins…. Are those the kind Kylie Jenner uses?... Hmmm should I try them? They do the same things my regular vitamins do… no, I won’t.”
“I’ll just go look at the makeup since it’s right here.”
“This reminds me-- I need an eyebrow pencil; I’ll get that since I need it.”
“I think I’ll buy a lipstick; you can’t have too many of those.”
"This is a lot..."
“I need to get out of here before I see something else.”
“I forgot. I have the app. Better scan everything. God, I hope there are coupons.”
“Thank God! There are a few!"
“$72.29???? What the?.... I didn’t even get that much, and I had coupons.”
“There’s nothing I can do about it now, I gotta pay up.”
“I can’t let myself get out of hand like that next time.”
*let’s self get out of hand again next time*
