As spring break has finally begun for some of us (and ended for others), some find themselves having to partake in long road trips across the country to get to their destinations of sun, booze, bikini's, short shorts and more sun. Here are a few thoughts we all think on endless rides in the car.
1. I wonder how many Snapchat filters I can get on my story.
2. Are we there yet?
3. Oh my god, it’s only been two hours.
4. I hope no one notices me singing my lungs out right now.
5. Why are there so many semi-trucks?
6. Why do cars keep passing me? I’m driving the speed limit.
7. Oh wait, no one actually drives the speed limit.
8. I need food.
9. Who farted?
10. Maybe I’ll drive a few more hours and then stop for food.
11. I wonder how many McDonalds locations there are on these highways.
12. If I sing anymore I’m going to blow out my voice.
13. Does anyone else have to pee?
14. I don’t need to get any food from this gas station, but since we’re here...
15. This car needs to get off my ass now.
16. My back is killing me.
17. Are we there yet?
18. If I can just fall asleep, I’ll wake up, and we’ll be there.
19. I need something salty.
20. Really? It’s only been six hours?
21. Can we stop for food again?
22. Why is gas so expensive?
23. Cruise control is my best, best friend.
24. My Snapchat story is probably annoying so many people at this point.
25. I'm out of playlists, someone else's turn.
26. I need to get out of this car.
27. Anyone else not have service?
28. This back seat is smaller than I thought.
29. How have we not gotten a speeding ticket yet?
30. I probably smell and look like I haven't showered in day
31. Eh, that wasn't that bad of a drive. Oh, great; we get to do it again in a week.
