Recommended for you

26 Thoughts You Had While Watching The Bachelorette

I can't tell if I want to be Jojo or be on Jojo.

May 30, 2016

26 Thoughts You Had While Watching The Bachelorette

After being teased with trailers and previews for the upcoming season, we were finally given what we've been desperately waiting for: the season premiere of the Bachelorette. After Ben chose Lauren B. last season, we have all been anticipating the return of America's sweetheart, Joelle "Jojo" Fletcher. Well, she's back, folks, and she's hotter than ever. Whether you're a casual watcher or a die-hard fan, I think it's safe to say the season premiere left us wanting more. Here are a list of thoughts that probably crossed your mind while watching the Bachelorette season premiere:

1. "Last season on the Bachelor..." Sure, just break my heart again, Ben.

2. Jojo, you're not allowed to look like that in a bikini. It's just not fair.

3. After seeing all the previous Bachelorettes sitting together, it's confirmed: Jojo is the hottest Bachelorette.

4. I can't tell if I want to be Jojo or be on Jojo.

5. This firefighter is pretty cute.

6. DAMN, JORDAN. I love a good football player.

7. This Marine would be a lot cuter if he was a foot taller.

8. Um... "Bachelor Superfan" as a profession?

9. Erectile Dysfunction Specialist? What are these professions and why are these guys so proud of them?

10. Ali, you surf, you have a dog and you play music? Okay, I see you boo.

11. Luke seems like a character straight out of a Friday Night Lights episode, and I am not complaining whatsoever.

12. Jojo, that DRESS! How are you a real person?

13. This guy brought wine? Smart man.

14. I could really do without this Canadian guy and his "damn Daniel" references.

15. WHY is this man wearing a kilt?

16. WHY is this man wearing a Santa costume?

17. These guys are really killing it with the first impressions. I mean, a freakin' unicorn?!

18. Okay, enough with the push-ups, Mr. Military Man.

19. This whole fortune teller bit is just sad.

20. GO JORDAN! See, that's how you kiss a girl.

21. Hearing this guy try to explain the "Damn Daniel" video is painfully awkward.

22. And now this guy is getting naked? And going in the pool?

23. I'm a real sucker for these Texas boys.

24. Rose ceremony time, AKA time to see some of these losers leave.

25. Is that Nick Pavelka? What is Nick Pavelka doing here?

26. "Coming up this season on the Bachelorette..."

Report this Content

This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.

Waitlisted for a College Class? Here's What to Do!

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

Smith College

89617

college students waiting in a long line in the hallway

StableDiffusion

Course registration at college can be a big hassle and is almost never talked about. Classes you want to take fill up before you get a chance to register. You might change your mind about a class you want to take and must struggle to find another class to fit in the same time period. You also have to make sure no classes clash by time. Like I said, it's a big hassle.

This semester, I was waitlisted for two classes. Most people in this situation, especially first years, freak out because they don't know what to do. Here is what you should do when this happens.

Keep Reading...Show less

waitlisted

Swoon

Navigating the Talking Stage: 21 Essential Questions to Ask for Connection

It's mandatory to have these conversations.

National Writers Society

152046

a man and a woman sitting on the beach in front of the sunset

Whether you met your new love interest online, through mutual friends, or another way entirely, you'll definitely want to know what you're getting into. I mean, really, what's the point in entering a relationship with someone if you don't know whether or not you're compatible on a very basic level?

Consider these 21 questions to ask in the talking stage when getting to know that new guy or girl you just started talking to:

Keep Reading...Show less

single life

Lifestyle

Challah vs. Easter Bread: A Delicious Dilemma

Is there really such a difference in Challah bread or Easter Bread?

Marist College

61747

loaves of challah and easter bread stacked up aside each other, an abundance of food in baskets

StableDiffusion

Ever since I could remember, it was a treat to receive Easter Bread made by my grandmother. We would only have it once a year and the wait was excruciating. Now that my grandmother has gotten older, she has stopped baking a lot of her recipes that require a lot of hand usage--her traditional Italian baking means no machines. So for the past few years, I have missed enjoying my Easter Bread.

Keep Reading...Show less

Recommended for you

26 Thoughts You Had While Watching The Bachelorette

I can't tell if I want to be Jojo or be on Jojo.

Subscribe to our Newsletter

There have been many lessons learned.

1. The importance of traditions.

2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

3. How to give back.

4. What the word "community" really means.

5. That it isn't about the destination, but the journey.

6. The consequences of making bad choices.

7. To trust people, until you have a reason not to.

8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

12. How to be humble.

13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

I have never been so thankful to know you.

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

Don't freak out

Email the professor

Attend the first class

Keep attending class

Have a backup plan

Remember that everything works out at the end

It's mandatory to have these conversations.

1. What do you do for a living?

2. What's your favorite color?

3. Do you have any siblings?

4. What's your favorite television show?

5. When is your birthday?

6. What's your biggest goal in life?

7. If you had three wishes granted to you by a genie, what would they be?

8. What's your favorite childhood memory?

9. If you could change one thing about your life, what would it be?

10. Are you a cat or a dog person?

11. Do you believe in a religion or any sort of spiritual power?

12. If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be?

13. What is your ideal date night?

14. Who was/is your celebrity crush?

15. What's a good way to cheer you up if you're having a bad day?

16. Do you have any tattoos?

17. Can you describe yourself in three words?

18. What makes you the most nervous in life?

19. What's the best gift you have ever received?

20. What do you do to relax/have fun?

21. What are your priorities at this phase of your life?

Is there really such a difference in Challah bread or Easter Bread?

Ingredients

Instructions

Ingredients

Instructions

Trending Topics

Top Creators

Trending Stories

Best of Entertainment

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments

Subscribe to our
Newsletter