Since just about everyone and their dog has been raving about Netflix's newest original series, I decided to join the bandwagon. Documenting the feelings of my roommates and I, here are 39 things that we thought during the first episode of Stranger Things.
- Him running away is like me running away from responsibilities, aka Civ
- What children talk like this?!
- WHAT THE HECK IS THAT
- I swear if this is an entire show about Slenderman…
- The monster is probably behind- YUP
- Taking pills while smoking, that’s not good for your health
- Real talk, how do you not know that your kid isn’t home
- Hey look I have that car!
- I’m sure somebody could definitely fight evil with that weird shoulder thing, somehow
- IDK about you, but garden gnomes sound like a very pressing safety issue
- “Mornings are for coffee and contemplation”, NEW MOTTO
- This town really needs better cops
- This escalated quickly, hazmat suits and weird lighting?
- Why is the wall breathing?!
- You can’t just walk into someone’s place like that little girl!
- That’s an interesting way to eat
- Every teacher that ever tried to assign anything
- *when teachers correct language but parents don’t*
- The kids arguing over Lord of the Rings is like my friends arguing over High School Musical
- What a legit tree fort
- Is that a stomach or a bottomless pit?
- Did she just stop the fan with her mind NO WAY JOSE
- Why would you take the bike from a crime scene? Do you even know how to police?
- Now this chief is getting somewhere!
- Sketchy lights once again
- *drinks juice*
- “I hope you’re enjoying your chicken Ted”
- OF COURSE his daughter died, it’s starting to make seeeensee!!
- This show is crazy *over*
- Can me and my friends get sweet walkie talkies like that?
- go away steve
- WHAT KIND OF SOCIAL SERVICE IS THIS
- That girl just took down two grown men with her sketchy mind tricks this is getting good
- My 10th grade English teacher taught me that storms are a Shakespearean term for its about to hit the ceiling
- Wow how convenient they are studying Chemistry…
- If that monster is as crazy as it seems it can so get you through the phone lines, just sayin
- These kids may not be the safest but they are definitely true friends
- WHY DO CLIFFHANGERS EXIST




















