To college students, winter break is arguably the greatest relief we’ve ever had. It comes right after the semestral right of passage institutions like to call “Final Exams” (I call it orchestrated torture). For a good 3-4 weeks, during the holiday season, we can live the way Jesus intended us to live. Praising his name? Occasionally. But really, Devin the Dude said the answer: “Do what the f*ck you wanna do”. Unfortunately, being college-educated people, we know all good things sort of always come to an end. As the first day of the spring semester looms over our heads, this is what most students start to think:

1. How far away is Spring Break?

2. What if I never go back to college? Could I make it?

I mean, Oprah has clearly made it. Why can't I?

3.Quick! Sleep all day while you can!

If I get extra sleep now, it should be impossible for me to lose sleep during the semester right?

4. Should I read before classes start?

Kanye says:

Ah, college kids are crazy... or maybe just I am?

Wake me up when classes start.