You choose the people you want to live for one of three reasons.
1. They're your friend.
2. You really need to find someone to live with/a place to live.
3. You've known them for a while and thought, "What they heck, they can't be that bad?"
Regardless of your reason for picking your roommates, there are always some thoughts that go through your head when you're actually living with them.
The Good
1. Yay, cooking together is great! We love the same food!
2. You can binge watch your favorite shows together or you can get them to love a show as much as you do!
3. Hello! Someone to zip up your dresses and help you decide what to wear when you go out.
4. They completely get me, like they really get me on a personal level.
5. I can order or make food and not have to finish it. It's like having a dog but one that will respond when I talk.
6. Someone to vent about that awful professor that is just out to get you! #Praise
7. Yes roommate I would like to try the ice cream you bought. *insert heart eyes emoji*
8. "You and this guy would soooo hit it off, I'll give him your number." Yes, ultimate wing-girl!
9. Ooooo, her brother is cute. I can definitely get used to this!
10. We. Are. The. Same. Size.
The Bad
11. Crumbs. Why are there crumbs all over our kitchen?!
12. This hair does not belong to me...
13. There is no. more. coffee. *left eye starts to twitch with anger*
14. Hmmm, it's 11 p.m. on a Tuesday and I have an 8 a.m. class... Could they not be so loud?
15. It is Wednesday! Why are you drunk on a Wednesday?!
16. Or, yes I am drunk on a Wednesday. Stop judging me!
17. This mess is not mine. I will not clean this up. Nope, nope, nope.
18. What's that smell? Oh... OH!
19. I like what I like and who I like. Your opinion is not needed if it's rude!
20. Passive aggressive notes. That is all.
The Ugly
21. What is that noise? Oh god... Where are my earplugs?!
22. Their alarm has been going off for 30 minutes... How are they not awake?!
23. Dirty Dishes. Bugs. JUST NO.
24. Why does this apartment smell like feet?!
25. *Roommate tries to hang out with your friends when you're trying to hang out with YOUR non-mutual friends*
26. How do you forget to flush the toilet?!
27. There's that smell again... CAN YOU NOT.
28. "Where is my favorite shirt?" *sees roommate wearing favorite shirt*
29. We. Are. Not. The. Same. Size.
30. You set the fire alarm off while I was asleep, prepare to die.
31. Why is the wine always gone?!