1. Do I have to take my cover-up off?
2. I mean, like, I went for a run the other day so I should have a Victoria's Secret model's body by now.
3. But that run was to Chipotle so maybe not.
4. Whatever, body-confidence is more attractive than this dumb dress from Target anyway.
5. I'm doing it!
6. OMG why is that girl looking at me like that???
7. Maybe she just likes my bikini.
8. Or my entire boob is hanging out, better check that.
9. Totally covered.
10 There is literally sand EVERYWHERE.
11. Like ~eVerYwHerE~.
12. I should've put my phone in a plastic bag or something. I think I read that was helpful somewhere.
13. What if sand gets in the headphone jack, and I can never listen to music again!?
14. Oooo music, where are my headphones anyway?
15. I love this song, such a good song to tan to.
16. AM I TAN YET? I've been here for like 10 minutes I should look like a bronzed goddess.
17. That lifeguard is seriously so cute.
18. I should be super cliché and go swimming and get cramps so he can come save me.
19. Nope, that's definitely a really bad idea.
20. But I should go swimming, I love the ocean.
21. I wonder how far I can go in the ocean without drowning.
22. Probably, like, really far. I was on the swim team in middle school.
23. I'm gonna try it.
24. Never mind, too scared.
25. I don't actually want to drown even though that lifeguard is incredibly attractive.
26. I wish I was a mermaid, then I could swim really, really far!
27. I should learn to surf, that would be really cool
28. I wonder what the water-to-pee ratio is in the ocean.
29. Pretty sure I am swimming in the world's largest toilet.
30. Ew, I'm getting out. I need to get tan anyway.
31. Am I tan now?
32. I forgot to put sunscreen on! Gotta be protected with that SPF 100.
33. This is why I am not tan.
34. I'll just use self tanner; I don't want wrinkles.
35. CUTE BOYS over there.
36. Maybe I should read a book so I look intelligent and approachable.
37. Are they approaching me?
38. I love sunglasses because it looks like I'm reading, but I'm actually people watching.
39. What am I going to do tonight?
40. Honestly, probably going to go to Chipotle because it's delish.
41. Wait, why are there so many seagulls everywhere?
42. What do they want from me?
43. I don't have any food, sorry birds.
44. Nature is beautiful, though.
45. The ocean looks soooo good.
46. I should definitely Instagram this.
47. And make it my Snapchat story.
48. This is so relaxing.
49. I don't think I'm ever going to leave.
50. I should buy a beach house when I'm older.
51. I love the beach!
