If there is one store you can go into a find everything you possibly could want and more, it's Target. Whether you're going there for a ton of stuff or just a few things, here are thoughts almost every girl has while shopping in Target.
1. Ok, I'm coming here just for a few things. I made a nice mental list.
2. I'm going to get a basket. Have to try and limit myself.
3. Oh my gosh, the dollar section! I need to look!
4. *Sees something completely useless for $.1* "I'm going to get this because I'm sure I could use it down the road."
5. Ok, stay focused. You're only here for a few things.
6. Wait, the bathing suits are out already?!
7. Hm, I really do need a new bathing suit but I didn't come here for one,
8. *contemplates for a few minutes* Oh, what the heck. I'm already here, might as well try one on.
9. Ugh, they only have the bottoms in my size and not the top. Maybe I can find the top at another Target.
10. *checks watch* Oh no, I've already been here for 20 minutes and I haven't grabbed a single thing on my list.
11. *puts cute bathing suit bottoms in basket and attempts to get refocused*
12. Oh, the shoe section! I wonder if those cute booties I saw a few months ago are on sale yet!
13. Oh no, they are. And they're in my size.
14. *starts praying for bank account*
15. I've got to get them! It was meant to be!
16. *Does happy dance in aisle while a Target employee glares at you.*
17. Alright, back to the list. I need the groceries.
18. Easter is right around the corner, maybe they'll have the Easter candy out.
19. *Walks past electronics* I wonder if they have any good movies for $5.
20. No way!! "Just Go With It" is only $5?! *adds to basket*
21. And "Forrest Gump?!" What a classic! *adds to basket*
22. Ok, I can see the beginning of the grocery section.
23. Oh, Easter candy! How could I forget?
24. *Looks at price* Eh, I don't really need to spend money on candy.
25. Oh, the drink aisle! I wonder what kind of Target exclusive flavors they have.
26. Never heard of this one, better try it before it's gone.
27. Hold the phone! Oreos are 2 for $6! Better stock up.
28. Ok, I just need some hummus, toilet paper, and some fruit and then I'm leaving.
29. Ugh, they have my favorite Ben & Jerry's ice cream. Definitely adding that to my basket.
30. That lady has a cute throw blanket. Now that I think about, I think I need a new blanket.
31. Definitely need to go check out the home goods section.
32. But I really need to leave before my bank account hates me.
33. Eh, 10 more minutes won't hurt.
34. Wait! Do I see Valentine's Day candy on sale?!
35. Ah! There's still Reese's left!
36. *Loads cart with two bags of unnecessary candy*
37. Yeah, I definitely should've gotten a cart.
38. Ok, to home goods and then the register.
39. Wait, I think my one candle is almost done burning. Better get a new one.
40. Oh! Almost forgot my throw blanket.
41. Eh, it's almost spring. I don't really need to spend money on a blanket.
42. Ok, ok, to the register!
43. But wait, didn't the new Essie spring line come out?
44. Better get a good color before they're all sold out.
45. Hm, should I get Lounge Lover or Shades On?
46. *Contemplates for a few minutes*
47. *Checks watch* Holy crap, I've been in here for over an hour!!!
48. Ok, I've got to make a decision and fast.
49. Whatever, I'll just get both. It's not like I'm never going to wear them.
50. Man, why are these lines always so long?!
51. Only three employees are working the register? Are you kidding me?
52. Wait, how much is my total?!
53. *Silently cries while swiping the card*
54. I don't even think I have enough hands to carry these bags.
55. *Gets home.* Crap, I forgot the toilet paper!
