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Thoughts Every Girl Has When Going To The Gym

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Thoughts Every Girl Has When Going To The Gym
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Finding time to hit the gym can be hard, especially when it isn't part of your day-to-day routine. Many girls in college will admit that they go to the gym a lot less than they would like to. Because of this, we don't necessarily have a "routine" workout when we do make it to the gym. Here are every girl's thoughts during their occasional gym trips.

1. OK, time to get in shape.

2. I haven't worked out in forever.

3. Ugh... This is going to suck.

4. I hope there are no cute guys here right now.

5. It's 6 P.M. on a weeknight, of course there will be.

6. Maybe I should go check the mirror first.

7. Wow, I really wish I didn't look in the mirror.

8. Damn, I really should have put on some makeup.

9. ....Or at least I could have done my hair better.

10. OK focus, you're here to work out! Remember?

11. Wow, I'm really glad I bought this arm band to hold my phone.

12. Makes me look like I come here often.

13. I totally know what I'm doing.

14. Just kidding, I have no idea.

15. OK SERIOUSLY, focus!

16. I'll start with the treadmill.

17. OK, is this girl training for a marathon, wtf?

18. I'm going to look so stupid next to her.

19. Oh well, this is the only open treadmill.

20. And I refuse to use the ellipticals.

21. My grandma uses those.

22. I have more endurance than that, right?

23. Here we go... time to crank this bad boy up!

24. I can run at 6 1/2 mph, right?

25. That's not that fast, I can do it.

26. I cannot do this.

27. Yes you can! You are a winner!

28. Just think about spring break...

29. CABO BODY!

30. Do it for Cabo!

31. It's only been three minutes?

32. What the hell?

33. I wonder if the people around me can hear how heavily I'm breathing?

34. Wow, it's so much louder when I take out my headphones.

35. That's embarrassing...

36. Maybe I should move onto a new apparatus.

37. I'm bored of this anyways...

38. And my legs already hurt...

39. Abs?

40. I'll do some abs, can't be too hard.

41. Crap, they are out of yoga mats over here.

42. Time to wander until I find one.

43. I probably look like an idiot right now.

44. Everyone looks like they know what they're doing.

45. Finally a damn yoga mat!

46. I wonder who used this thing before me...

47. Probably a sweaty old guy.

48. Blocking out that image as quickly as it came into my head!

49. How many crunches do I have to do to leave this place with a six-pack?

50. WOW, this burns...

51. I'll settle for a four-pack.

52. OK this sucks, just like I thought it would.

53. No wonder I don't come here often!

54. Thank God for having a fast metabolism.

55. I could not do this every day.

56. Major props to the people who do this on the reg.

57. I wish I had that kind of self control.

58. How long have I been here?

59. It feels like an hour or so...

60. OK, so actually only 30 minutes.... Nice.

61. A+ for effort though.

62. I could be watching Netflix right now...

63. But no, instead I'm here.

64. Go me!

65. I rocked it tonight.

66. I deserve a pizza right now.

67. Wow, pizza.... that's a real game changer.

68. What am I still doing here?

69. I wonder how many pounds I lost today..

70. I have to have lost at least two, right?

71. Maybe I'll come back tomorrow...

72. I'll definitely make it back here before next week.

73. Workout complete!

74. Which way to the closest pizza place?




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