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Thoughts I Have During Math Class

This goes out to all of the "mathematicians" in the world.

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Since we're hitting mid-semester, I thought this topic was appropriate. Spring break is approaching, and it's time to breathe and tell ourselves everything is going to be OK. There are a lot of things in this world that I strongly dislike, and math class is surely one of them! Some people enjoy it and find it to be simple, which is without a doubt, commendable (*applause*). I definitely envy those people. The thoughts I have during my math class are a little insane, but, maybe, just maybe a lot of people can relate.


1. Why do I feel like I'm the only person in this room who doesn't understand what this human is saying at the front of the room?

The face I always end up making, obviously.


2. OK, so that girl looks sort of confused too. Phew, maybe I'm not the only idiot after all.

Thank God.


3. All I gotta do it put my mind to this sh**, cancel out my ex, I put a line through that b****.

For those of you who are familiar with the song may find this somewhat humorous. Go Drake.


4. If Britney Spears can get through 2007, I can get through the next 45 minutes of this rocket science.

Rocket science was just an exaggeration. Just kidding... totally rocket science.


5. Why is the same old person answering every single solitary question the professor asks. And proceeds to give the correct answer.

That one kid in the class. That's all I'll say.


6. I get it...I got it! That wasn't too bad. Wait, I only found "x." Now I have to find y, z, a, r and q. Might as well give me the whole alphabet.

Why.


7. "All right class, the test is one week from today!"

The famous Kim Kardashian crying face is how I really want to react like.


8. I miss times tables... Can I go back to the second grade now?

At least I know how to solve 2 x 2!


9. There's five minutes left. What food am I in the mood for, hmmmm?

Jennifer Lawrence knows the deal.

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