To some, The Bachelor on ABC is just a show of 25 (for the lack of a better word) animated women who want the fame and fortune of being on TV. To most, it is one of the greatest shows to air in the history of forever. America's most eligible bachelor, the tall, dark and handsome Ben Higgins, takes on a crazy ride to find his "wife," even though we're all well aware the couple must get engaged at the end of the show, and statistically the couple almost always ends up breaking up. After watching many seasons, I realized that The Bachelor has taught me several important things that I could use if I was ever on the show.
1. If someone seems crazy, they probably are.
During Chris' Season, Ashley was not afraid to be herself, to say the least.
2. Drinking during the first impression is NEVER a good idea.
One too many drinks usually ends with a contestant in the pool.
3. Ben Higgins is a beautiful being.
The bachelor is always attractive but look at this face!
4. A "chicken enthusiast" is most likely a red flag.
A chicken enthusiast...I sense an Ashley in Ben's season.
5. When you come out of the limo, do something crazy and memorable, not weird.
Singing is uncomfortable, just say your name and move on!
6. If you are chosen to be on the Bachelor, make up some BS soppy, romantic statement because A) you look good to the viewers and B) the Bachelor will love it.
All we want to hear is how much you love the bachelor...hearts won across America!
9. Don't stress over pointless things such as "you didn't look at me once in the rose ceremony".
*Cough, Cough* Lace.
10. Open your mouth as wide as possible when acting surprised so you can become an awesome meme.
Warning: This is sarcastic, please do not. This picture still haunts my memory.
11. Cry a lot to make New Jersey look bad.
Being from Jersey, I was so excited to know Ashley I was from Wayne. However, she cried a tad too often.
12. The relationship probably will not last.

13. Lastly, if you don't get the rose, go up, steal it, and run. You are sure to stay another rose ceremony.
This would be my strategy if I thought I was getting sent home.
































