College classes are completely draining. I’m expected to sit there and listen, jot down some notes, and soak up the information that I’m paying thousands of dollars for. Unfortunately, some days my brain says, “nope” and I just can’t do it. I catch myself day dreaming, looking out the window, staring at the clock, people watching, and that’s when I realize I haven’t actually been paying attention for a solid 10 minutes. I find myself thinking about the same things, every day, over and over again. Here are 15 things I think about in class on a daily basis.
1. What should I eat when class is over?
Pizza? Burger? Chicken tenders? Mozzarella sticks? Bacon, egg and cheese? Maybe, all of it?
2. How many more minutes are left?
This countdown is going slow. Is my clock broken?
3. I wonder what my friends are doing right now.
They better not be having fun without me.
4.Approximately how long will my homework take me to complete today?
Hopefully not long, cause ain’t nobody got time fo’ dat.
5. Will I be able to go to sleep early tonight?
I’m exhausted, per usual.
6. Does my Professor know that no one is paying attention?
Can you please realize this and just let us go early?
7. What T.V. shows are going to be on tonight?
Hopefully the Kardashians, they always make me feel better.
8. I miss my bed.
Will I have time for a nap after this class?
9. What should I wear to class tomorrow?
Probably leggings or yoga pants, again.
10. I wonder how my fish is doing.
What a lucky fish. He has it so easy.
11. What’s going on in the quad right now?
They’re being awfully loud; do they know I’m suffering in a class right now?
12. God damn it, I’m still hungry…
Maybe I’ll go get Subway. Or Chinese. Or even just heat up some ramen.
13. How many more days until the weekend?
I really just need to go out with my girls.
14. I wonder who’s on the Ellen show tonight.
Hopefully it’s someone good. It’s been a long day.
15.I hope the weather is nice outside.
I need to get out of this classroom and enjoy some fresh air.
If my major were daydreaming, I’d be all set. Imagine how amazing college would be without the classes? Hmm… next time you daydream during class, think about that.
