The GOP (Republican) race is, for lack of better analogies, a clown car far overdue for fumigation. However, one clown is the champion among the chumps. Donald Trump's policies are not only outlandish but also impractical. As a result of said sentiments, here are some things that may outclass him in terms of intelligence.

1. Dirt

Dirt does not care what treads on it. It is simply rock particles with various mineral and nutrient contents. You don't need to build a wall to keep immigrants out of your so called "territory." A lump of dirt does not recognize socio-political borders.

2. Tardigrades

Able to survive without food, water, or even an atmosphere for extended periods of time, this microscopic animal obviously doesn't need clout and a lot of money to thrive.

3. Spicy Indian food

Food is something special. It contains calories, available to whatever digests it. Whether you are a real-estate prospector or a foreign refugee, Indian food will destroy your colon and drench it in fiery wrath regardless.

4. The hand sanitizer on my desk

Alcohol is a great substance. Isopropyl alcohol is used to cleanse outside wounds, while ethyl alcohol, preferably in the form of whiskey is used to heal internal ones. Donald Trump hasn't demonstrated the ability to kill 99.9 percent of germs on contact. Purell:1. Trump:0.

5. Geico

I switched to Donald Trump and didn't save 15 percent on my car insurance. Instead, I got a giant wall bordering Mexico and all of my money pumped into the military and bailing out corporations. What a bargain.

6. Walmart

With Walmart, you can save money and live better. Two things that won't be present in a Trump-led America.

7. Pigeons

Rather than digging itself a deep hole with incriminating statements, a pigeon won't care if you beat it at chess. It will simply poop on the board, knock over the pieces, and strut around, pretending it has won.

8. Boggs from "The Hunger Games"

The District 13 commando had his tongue cut out for speaking out against the Capital. Therefore, he can't say anything stupid.

9. The SmartFlush toilets in Althouse

They have two buttons for flushing either solid or liquid waste. Choosing accordingly will save water. Which should we push for Donald Trump?

10. Ebola

It is transmittable through bodily fluids such as blood, vomit, urine and feces. Speaking of vomit, urine and feces... Donald Trump!

11. Almost all of Apple iTunes users

It comes as a shocker that some people actually read the entire terms and conditions for iTunes, even if somewhere in there, there is a clause that permits Apple to kidnap them to interface them into a human-centipede based Apple device. Trump supporters should take notes.