Lets get something straight first. I love my job, I really do. But sometimes, hilarious yet painful things happen and I feel like they're a common pain among retail workers.
When you just finished folding a table of clothes, and a customer comes by and messes it up.

When you smile at a customer and ask them how they are, and they just scowl at you like you offended them.
I only asked because I had to, and you ruined my day.
"My coupon expired two months ago but I just found it, can I still use it?"
And then they continue to complain that they should be able to use it if they lost it so you look at them like:
When you have your hands full of clothes and someone asks you to help them find something.

When a customer refers to you by your first name...
Oh yeah, I have a nametag on. But still...
"Would you like to sign up for.....?" "NO!"
Thank you for interrupting my sentence... And now you don't get a discount.
When you see the person who's coming in for the second shift.
Finally, it's time to go home.



























