Lets get something straight first. I love my job, I really do. But sometimes, hilarious yet painful things happen and I feel like they're a common pain among retail workers.

When you just finished folding a table of clothes, and a customer comes by and messes it up.

I don't know why you had to pick up every shirt and throw them back on the table.

When you smile at a customer and ask them how they are, and they just scowl at you like you offended them.

I only asked because I had to, and you ruined my day.

"My coupon expired two months ago but I just found it, can I still use it?"

And then they continue to complain that they should be able to use it if they lost it so you look at them like:

When you have your hands full of clothes and someone asks you to help them find something.

Yeah sure, let me just drop these clothes on the floor specifically to help you. No big deal.

When a customer refers to you by your first name...

Oh yeah, I have a nametag on. But still...

"Would you like to sign up for.....?" "NO!"

Thank you for interrupting my sentence... And now you don't get a discount.

When you see the person who's coming in for the second shift.

Finally, it's time to go home.