1. You’re unfortunately used to hearing a lot of blonde jokes.
If I hear “Two blondes walk into a bar” or “How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb” once more time…
2. People ask if that’s your real hair color.
Yes, it is. I’m sorry that it’s just so beautiful it looks fake.
3. If you spend too much time in the sun, your hair can start to turn white.
Or just really, really bleach blonde.
4. If you don’t wash your hair out after swimming in a pool, your hair will turn green because of the chlorine.
5. If you don’t wear mascara, it looks like you don’t have any eyelashes.
6. If your eyebrows are darker than your hair, people assume your hair color is fake.
7. Dark lipsticks look really severe.
But also really badass.
8. You have to be careful to not wear too much eyeliner, or you’ll look like a teen punk.
Or goth.
9. Wearing white is a hit or miss.
If you don’t have a tan, it’ll wash you out.
10. And you have to be careful wearing pink.
To avoid looking like Barbie.
11. There are so many stereotypes about blondes.
Like how we’re supposedly shallow, slutty, really dumb, super perky, or always have more fun?
12. Your hair looks greasy faster than every other hair color.
13. And you get split ends faster because blonde hair damages quickly, so there’s a lot more maintenance.
14. If you dye your hair any other color, you look extremely pale.
15. Bobby pins and hair ties stick out like a sore thumb.
Because apparently hair accessory companies don’t believe blonde hair exists?
16. Wearing yellow is a hit or miss.
Because a lot of it clashes with your hair color.
17. You shed. A lot.
It looks like a golden retriever was here!
18. And if a loose hair touches your bare skin, you freak out.
You can’t see it, so you assume it’s a bug.
19. You can go longer without shaving.
Because it’s hard to see the hair on your legs! 1 point for blondes.
20. Your hair gets darker in the winter because of less sunlight, and it gets darker as you get older.
Why?
But despite all the bad, you know that being a blonde is pretty great!
