Things Nobody Asked For

With every good idea or product, there are about 8 million bad ideas or knockoffs that came long before and after...

There are a lot of things in this work people asked for and got. I.E smartphones, fuel efficient cars, etc.

There are also a lot of things that absolutely nobody asked for. Not now, not ever. Below is a list of things absolutely nobody asked for...

Alvin and the Chipmunks Movies

I don't think anybody was asking for one, and we are on four now.....WHY?!

A Restaurant Chain Entirely Centered Around Roast Beef

I can sure tell you what I'm not thinking.... @Arbys

Hand Dryers

Let's be honest. They hardly work, they always leave my hands feeling moist afterwards and its the worst feeling ever. Besides, I'm totally cool with paper towels. Paper towels are gucci.

A Donald Trump Presidential Campaign

C'mon, we were all thinking it. You knew it was going to be on this list somewhere.

A Hilary Clinton Presidential Campaign

She's a pretty horrible person too... Bill gets it.

Another Ice Age Movie

FIVE?!?! FIVE OF THESE MOVIES!!!! THERE WAS ONLY ONE BIG ICE AGE! NOT FIVE! ONE OF THESE MOVIES WAS ENOUGH AND IT WAS DECENT. BUT FIVE?!?!?!

ONE GIANT MESS? DAMN RIGHT IT'S ONE GIANT MESS!

Standardized Testing

Absolute Garbage. See kids all the time after test like...

Burger King Hot Dogs

Look. You're the (self-entitled) Burger King. Stick to that, it's what you're good at. We don't care about your wieners' bro.

All the Celebrity Deaths of 2016

2016, you gotta get it together. This was supposed to be a good year, but David Bowie AND Prince. You gotta chill.

Butthole Chocolates

No familiar? A little Confused? Here, read my article about The Quest for Butthole Chocolates, an article that NOBODY asked for.

Pretty much ANYTHING Shia LaBeouf does

From "Just Do it" to watching all his own movies, Shia does all the things we never thought to ask...nor wanted to.

This Love I'm About To Give You

Nobody asked for it, but much like this article, here it is. And here you are. However sometimes the best things we never ask for, because we don't know to ask for it. So go out there and do something or make something nobody asked for...you never know. You could change the world. Not enough motivation? Here, have a little Shia too...