Every one always yells at me when I do something "unladylike" and gives me a lecture on how to be a woman. As I have gotten older I have realized how manly I can be sometimes. Guys do some pretty disgusting stuff, but many of us have no room to talk.

1. Shove our mouths full with food.

2. Try to pick my wedgies privately, but someone always notices.

3. Secretly fart even though we know it is disgusting.

4. Wear clothes even if you aren't sure they are clean.

5. Whether it is in the car or privately in the bathroom, we all pick our nose.

6. Only on a special occasion will we shave our legs.

7. Sometimes we will just keep our make up on from the day before and go with it.

8. We won't wash our hair until we absolutely have to because people will start noticing.

9. Sometimes a burp will just slip out and you have no shame.

10. Forget to put deodorant on, but just spray some perfume instead and realize how important deodorant is.

11. Wear the same bra because they make your boobs look good and you are too lazy to wash the others.

12. We constantly play with our fat rolls.

It's all okay though, because people just learned to love us.