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33 Weird Things Girls Do When They're Alone

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33 Weird Things Girls Do When They're Alone

This might come as a big shock to all you readers out there, but girls are weird. We are very strange creatures who do even stranger things when alone. Yeah, we can turn our hungover makeup into a perfectly contoured Kylie Jenner face, make our rats nest look like a professional up do, and change out of our ex's old sweatpants into a red body con dress in thirty minutes maximum, but besides that, girls are plain weird. Here are some prime examples of how strange girls are when they're by themselves.

1. Stare at yourself for long period of time for literally no reason and then realize you resemble a potato.

2. Decide to go the gym.

3. Walk around and do four crunches then give up and stare at yourself some more.

4. Eat cake frosting out of the container with a spoon. And by spoon I mean ring finger.

5. Send your friends pictures of wedding rings even though you're completely single and will be for the rest of your life.

6. Peel off your gel manicure then realize you look like a crack addict.

7. Filter and edit your next three #TBT's just for good measure, you know?

8. Think about cleaning your room.

9. Vote against it.

10. Grab your boobs. Why? Because they're soft.

11. Grab your butt. Why? Because it's a great a**.

12. Take a shamelessly long shower and then lay in your towel for an hour afterwards thinking about how much your life is in shambles.

13. Look up formal dresses even though your formal isn't for three months.

14. Go online shopping, and by online shop I mean put everything into your shopping cart and cry silently when you realize you're broke.

15. Sing poorly to your favorite song until you get a text from your neighbor telling you to shut up.

16. Text all of your friends asking for them to love you because you're alone and bored and just really needy.

17. Tweeze every little hair on your body so you resemble a naked mole rat.

18. Bake a batch of brownies for your suite mates but eat all of them before they're even off the cooling rack.

19. Curl your hair just because you're bored.

20. Study? HA, what's that?

21. Eat. Out. Of. Boredom.

22. Nap for three hours. Oops.

23. Write an entire novel on how you want to tell your crush that you're into him but you don't know if he's into you so you type the word vomit for a perfect time to drunkenly send it.

24. Lay on the carpet and stare at the ceiling because what else is there to do?

25. Wait patiently for your suite mates to come back home so you can discuss, in depth, your latest hookup that occurred this weekend.

26. Cry over the Budweiser commercial with the puppy and the horse.

27. Cry over how you're a senior in college and have nothing together.

28. Delete then re-download your Tinder because you're feeling ugly and you need a confidence booster.

29. Pick every single one of your split ends until your partially bald.

30. Think about what you would look like if you were a dude.

31. Ask yourself as to why you're single and realize it's because you're standing in your dorm room in a swim cap pretending to do breast stroke even though you're not on the team.

32. Make your hair into a beard and think that if you were a dude you would def get laid.

33. Laugh at yourself because you realize you're so strange it physically hurts.

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