1. "You've changed since high school."

No, I grew up. Yes, my tastes might have changed and I might not like doing the same things I used to in high school, but it's not high school anymore. Why would I want to act like I'm 16 in my 20's anyways?

2. "We never hang out anymore."

Sorry, I've been busy with class and school and work. I'm not trying to ignore you, I just have obligations and when I do actually have time to myself I really just want to vegetate in bed and maybe watch Netflix.

3. "Oh, that's your major? Well, what are you going to do with that?"

Okay so maybe it isn't what you would have chosen, but I'll figure it out okay? Can you stop harassing me about what I'm going to do with my major now?

4. "Have you met anyone special yet?"

I wasn't aware I was supposed to find a significant other in college. I thought I was here at this institution to get an education, but now that I'm aware I'll get right on that.

5. "You're an adult now."

Please, please don't remind me.

6. "Can I have your notes?"

No. Is that my final answer, yes. My final answer is no.

7. "Have you gained weight?"

You ever hear of this thing called the 'freshman 15?' Yeah, well I'm there and it is a thing. Yes, I gained weight. Yes, I just at a whole pizza. I don't need your negativity right now, so don't remind me.

8. "You'll need to pay those loans off soon."

9. "You didn't have to buy the textbook."

Oh, gee. Thanks for the heads up there. I'm so glad I sold my left kidney just to have a book that is just going to mock me from the bookshelf. I appreciate it. Really.

10. "What are you doing after you graduate?"

Okay, honestly I don't know. Please stop asking me. I mean I'll figure it out when I get there, but for right now I really just don't know.