On the first day of Finals my college gave to me:

A tanking GPA

On the second day of Finals my college gave to me:

two thoughts of switching majors, and a tanking GPA

On the third day of Finals my college gave to me:

three failing classes, two thoughts of switching majors, and a tanking GPA

On the fourth day of Finals my college gave to me:

four all nighters, three failing classes, two thoughts of switching majors, and a tanking GPA

On the fifth day of Finals my college gave to me:

five minutes of praying, four all nighters, three failing classes, two thoughts of switching majors, and a tanking GPA

On the sixth day of Finals my college gave to me:

six cups of coffee, five minutes of praying, four all nighters, three failing classes, two thoughts of switching majors, and a tanking GPA

On the seventh day of Finals my college gave to me:

seven nights in the library, six cups of coffee, five minutes of praying, four all nighters, three failing classes, two thoughts of switching majors, and a tanking GPA

On the eighth day of Finals my college gave to me:

eight mental breakdowns, seven nights in the library, six cups of coffee, five minutes of praying, four all nighters, three failing classes, two thoughts of switching majors, and a tanking GPA

On the ninth day of Finals my college gave to me:

nine thoughts of dropout, eight mental breakdowns, seven nights in the library, six cups of coffee, five minutes of praying, four all nighters, three failing classes, two thoughts of switching majors, and a tanking GPA

On the tenth day of Finals my college gave to me:

ten hours of crying, nine thoughts of dropout, eight mental breakdowns, seven nights in the library, six cups of coffee, five minutes of praying, four all nighters, three failing classes, two thoughts of switching majors, and a tanking GPA

On the eleventh day of Finals my college gave to me:

eleven extra assignments, ten hours of crying, nine thoughts of dropout, eight mental breakdowns, seven nights in the library, six cups of coffee, five minutes of praying, four all nighters, three failing classes, two thoughts of switching majors, and a tanking GPA

On the twelfth day of Finals my college gave to me:

twelve pounds from stress eating, eleven extra assignments, ten hours of crying, nine thoughts of dropout, eight mental breakdowns, seven nights in the library, six cups of coffee, five minutes of praying, four all nighters, three failing classes, two thoughts of switching majors, and a tanking GPA

Happy Almost Finals Week! May the grades be ever in your favor.