The Worst Of The PA Farm Show
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The Worst Of The PA Farm Show

Does the animals' poop cause more or less pollution than the carbon emissions from the cars?

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The Worst Of The PA Farm Show
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

The worst parts of the Pennsylvania Farm Show as told through gifs.

1. Parking.

Before you even get in the building, you have to struggle to find a parking space. You can search for 30 minutes and have no luck whatsoever.

2. It smells terrible.

Seriously, it is a bunch of farm animalsindoors.

3. It is so expensive.

It is literally $3.50 for a bottle of soda? You can burn through an entire paycheck in 10 minutes flat.

4. It is overcrowded.

There is barely any room to breathe, let alone move.

5. The people are so rude.

I am not sure what feeling of satisfaction one gets from blocking someone else's path or running into someone, but here we are.

6. The apparel.

Nothing makes me happier than seeing "Hillary for Prison," "Make America Great Again," pink camouflage with silver sequined shirts, pants, purses and hats coupled with cowboy boots... Not.

7. You walk in poop.

The ground is covered in poop. You actually have to walk like this to avoid it all. #GROSS

8. What is fresh air?

With all of the animals, their hair and by product, it is practically impossible to breathe. The atmosphere makes your eyes itchy and your lungs work over drive. Pass me the inhaler.

9. Lines for miles.

You will be famished and parched before you make it to the beginning of the line.

10. "Where are you again?"

"East Hall? Main Hall? West Hall? McClay Street Lobby? South Expo? North Expo? Small Arena? Large Arena?"

"I do not know, but there are cows."

11. The Butter Sculpture and Indoor Merry-Go-Round.

Excuse me, what? Why do these even make sense?

12. The dead animals are sold just feet away from their live counterparts.

How can you just walk by a cow eating a hamburger or pet a chicken after eating chicken fingers? What is wrong with you? Is this some kind of sick joke?

The Farm Show is seriously just one big WTF.

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