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There Are 2 Types Of People At Cortland

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There Are 2 Types Of People At Cortland
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Even though I've only been at Cortland for two years now, going on three, I've noticed that there is clear division between the people I see every day. You either choose to live life one way or the other, there is no in between. Which category do you belong to?

1. Dunkin vs. Bookmark vs. Coffee Mania

Coffee mania is for those fortunate enough to get there, if you find a ride it's like winning the lotto. Dunkin is the way to go, and "I love bookmarks coffee" should not come out of your mouth.

2. Top of dark horse vs. Bottom of dark horse

The top is for the lucky freshman who finally get in and want to have the time of their life, the bottom is for TSHIRTTTT TIMEEEE

3. Students with dragon dollars vs. Students without

If you have dragon dollars, I question your life.

4. Bistro vs. Neubig

Either way your not getting a good meal, so flipping a coin is your best bet. Or you could just order in.

5. Gym rats vs. Netflix addicts

You either go to the gym everyday or finish an entire season of a show, you rarely find people that have time for both.

6. Top of the hill vs. Bottom of the hill

Degroat(shoutout to freshman year, love you people) and Cheney vs every other human on campus. That 20 minute walk to class everyday definitely makes you miss living at the top.

7. Subway vs. Raquette

Either one satisfies, as long as it's not the dining halls.

8. Bus takers vs. walkers

It's 70 degrees out and sunny, why are you getting on the bus? It's 20 degrees and snowing, why are you walking to class?

9. Elevators vs. Stairs

If you live on floors 3 and below, you better be taking the stairs, unless you have something in your hands, I guess it's okay.

10. Dagers vs. Ragers

Day drink? or go out at night? OR try to accomplish both, which most of the time does not end well.

11. Long Island vs. "Where is that?"

Nassau, Suffolk or upstate, is really all you need to know.

12. Hibernators vs. Insomniacs

Oh you got 12 hours of sleep last night? well lucky you, I got around 4 and had an 8am.

13. Nappers vs. Studiers

Should I study or.....take a nap? No second guessing needed.

14. Pizza & more vs. Marks

Who has $6 for a slice of pizza now a days?

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