If you’re looking for the best meals to binge on after a long night out, look no further. Start your morning off the right way with some of my favorite hangover cures. We all know you probably need some coffee and greasy potatoes to bring you back to life.
1. Chicken McGriddle
McDonald’s All Day Breakfast isn’t just a lifesaver, it’s a lifestyle. If your head is pounding and you’re fiending for a sweet and savory meal, run to your local McDonald’s. Well, don’t actually run, that’ll make your hangover way, way worse. I’m sure there’s one less than a mile away from you or your shacker's house, so I would get on that, pronto. A hash brown on the side will soak the alcohol right up, but the memories from the night before will last you a lifetime unless of course, you don’t want them to.
2. Chick-Fil-A Breakfast
Whatever you do, don’t crave Chick Fil A on a Sunday. Be smart, there are only a few options on their breakfast menu. You can’t go wrong with the Chicken Mini’s and a Sweet Tea to quench your thirst. Besides being truly outstanding, the mini’s melt in your mouth and give you the feeling of post-hangover invincibility.
3. BEC from ~anywhere~
If I could be buried in a tub of Bacon, Egg, and Cheeses on a bagel, I so would. These sandwiches, from honestly anywhere, are my holy grail. I crave them when I’m not hungover, so it’s no surprise I beg my roommates to take me to Panera Bread every Saturday morning post-Friday Happy Hour.
4. Whataburger Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit
I heard Whataburger is known for delivering enough syrup to restore your energy. Wanna try for yourself? Go get a damn HBCB and coat it in enough honey butter to raise your sugar levels to a point of no return. You won’t regret it, I promise. What are calories anyway?
5. Ultimate Breakfast Platter: Pancakes, Eggs, Bacon, and Hashbrowns from the best breakfast places nearby
Can clicking your heels can you get you to a Denny’s or IHOP in under 3 seconds? If so, I suggest doing that, ASAP. Since you’re already at your weakest state, overeating can’t make you feel any worse. Do yourself a favor and order everything on the menu, including extra bacon.
6. Classic Donut and Coffee from Dunkin’
Stop your hangover dead in its tracks with some refreshing coffee and an old-fashioned original donut. There is absolutely no time for adorably cute glazes or fillings, so stick to a plain donut and an extra-large coffee. Maybe double up on the donuts, the duplex dose of carbs will maintain your energy for round two tonight. I see you, fam.
Choose one, two, or all of these options and eat them while evaluating the poor choices you made last night. I’m sure you needed this in your life, who wouldn’t? Above all, I hope you had fun last night and made the right decisions. Good luck on your recovery... and your future nights out.
