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The Three P's All Girls Need To Survive

"There are three things that will instantly make any girl happy, and that is the ultimate goal, right?"

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Women are complicated. Many men do not know how to pick the brain of a female and have failed miserably trying to do so. My dad always said, after having two daughters, that women might as well be their own species. Realistically, we know we can be difficult. This is mainly because we are the more sophisticated gender (I am sure there is a study out there somewhere to prove it), but deep down there really is not much you need to know about us, aside from the three P's. Now, men, listen carefully. There are three things that will instantly make any girl happy, and that is the ultimate goal, right? Trying to win over a woman, make up for a stupid fight, or just put a smile on that "someone special's" face? Always follow the rule of the 3 P's.


Pizza

It's a weakness; probably one of our biggest, known to mankind. If you meet a girl who can resist the delicious, cheesiness of a slice of pizza, then she just isn't human- so run far, far away. The classic Margheritapizza, with red tomato, fresh green basil, and cheesy white mozzarella (the three colors of Italy) was even named after a woman; Queen Margherita. If that doesn't prove the endless love between a woman and her pizza, I don't know what does. The possibilities with pizza are infinite; toppings for days. There has been a stigma known to go along with pizza because it isn't entirely the most healthy thing for you to inhale- I mean, eat. Thanks to some genius out there, there are tons of recipes for low carb, diet friendly pies. Check them out and fall in love with pizza all over again.


Puppies

Oh, come on. They are baby dogs; little puppies! How could we not be obsessed? I am pretty sure it has something to do with our motherly, nurturer instincts that kick in when there is a baby anything in sight. But puppies?- I don't know what it is but we are just compelled to adopt, love, and snuggle every puppy in sight. Must be a part of our genetics. Puppies are full of innocence and the urge to play. They just want to love and be loved in return (hmm, sound strangely familiar to what your girlfriend texted you after that argument last week?). These little fur balls tug at our heart strings and make us unquestionably drop everything and fall to our knees in search for a squeaky toy to play. Man's best friend? Nope, lets set the record straight; puppies are really a woman's best friend.


Pinot

The final, but still equally important, P. Actually, this one might be most important. Women come running from every direction when we hear the cork pop out of a brand new bottle of wine. The beauty of Pinot? It comes in red and white. Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio are my go-to's. Girl's nights call for at least one bottle of pinot for each friend in attendance. We guzzle that stuff down like water. The hangover the next day may not always be kind to us, but the laughs, tears, and gossip from the night before is well worth it. Since it is made from grapes, we try to convince ourselves that it is the "healthier" alternative to alcoholic beverages. Plus, the calories in a glass of wine are on average, slightly lower than those in beer or liquor. Maybe it is just me, but I feel a little more classy and mature chugging (err- I mean sipping) a glass of pinot.

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