Anyone who knows me, knows I am the clumsiest person ever. I can’t help it. I try to be graceful but it just doesn’t happen and I stopped trying because I know it is useless. Once your clumsy there's no turning back.

1. Balance.

I am constantly tripping, falling, bumping into things, and spilling things.

2. Bruises.

You get random bruises all over your body and they turn purple, blue and yellow.

3. Good Stories.

You always have funny stories to tell your friends.

4. Dropping everything.

You've dropped your phone a thousand times and it is starting to look like streaks of lightening.

5. Malfunction.

Your body doesn't understand the basic functions of walking, opening doors, walking up and down stairs etc.

6. Entertainment.

You provide entertainment for your friends and everyone around you. They laugh with you before they ask if you are okay.

7. High Heels.

Forget it! You don't even try to wear them because you know you'll break an ankle.